I really want to have my own vehicle

Too bad I can't af-ford one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alecrainier
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...

It's Sikh-ening.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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The son woke up terrified

He went to his dad and said I had a nightmare. So the dad said tell me about it. Well I was on a train full of bombs. It was freight-ening

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theIncredibleWanWan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Texting dad jokes

Me: I think I'll do this on the phone.

Her: Good call

Me: Really?

Her: Get the pun. Come on

http://imgur.com/a/jEneQ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheBoatyMcBoatFace
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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