Itโs only the second day of Hanukkah, and my wife already ate all of the chocolate in the house...
I hope she feels gelty.
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
My mother asked me to pick up chocolate coins for the kids on the way to her Hanukkah party. When the store on my route didn't have any and I showed up with regular chocolate, she started crying and begged me to go back out to a different store.
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
My 5 year old son got a guitar for Hanukkah last night from my dad...
"Pop pop, I already know how to tune this guitar" ..."Yeah, but do you know how to tuna fish?"
Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.
Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
I got my fiancee the other day when we were driving by the peace bridge.
The bridge was lit with green and red lights for Christmas. She said "they should've made it blue and white for Hanukkah", so I responded "well Hanukkah always gets passed over".
