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Menorah Puns

A list of puns related to "Menorah"

Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.

Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!

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👤︎ u/kaspm
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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For my birthday, my friend made me a "Labia Menorah"
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👤︎ u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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Jews are an ethnic menorah-ty...

...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.

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👤︎ u/plushcoots
📅︎ Feb 29 2016
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A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.

I, however, am in the Menorah tee.

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👤︎ u/HeatingHades
📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?

Menorah borealis

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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