Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.
Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
For my birthday, my friend made me a "Labia Menorah"
Jews are an ethnic menorah-ty...
...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.
A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.
I, however, am in the Menorah tee.
What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?
Menorah borealis
