What do you call it when a candle eats another candle?
My wife just bought a $98 unscented candle.
What’s the difference between a candle and a skinny horseman?
One is a night light, and the other is a light knight.
Told my wife I really liked her new pineapple scented candle
https://imgur.com/tlHbF9O
I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...
They were having a blowout sale.
I got 99 candles, cuz she can’t buy one. [OC]
How do you make the candles on your cake really happy?
Just blow them out! They'll be delighted!!
What is the name of the assassin that only kills candles?
I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one.
So I got a cake
-Mitch Hedberg
I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling
I'm thinking of starting a candle making company.
My family doesn't think it's a good idea, but I keep assuring them it makes scents.
What kind of insurance do candles companies get?
What do you call a candle made up of the melted remains of other candles?
My friend had a table candle featuring glitter and 100 fibrous bundles to light...
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Went to a party where everyone was dressed as a birthday candle.
I had a job at the candle store...
but became INCENSEd and quit.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented candle.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
How do angels light a candle?
With a match made in heaven
What did the oil lamp say to the flickering candle?
Do you want to go out sometime soon?
I remember the day the candle store burned down.
Everyone stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
What’s the best place to learn more about candles?
What did the candle say to the match?
Why isn't the candle factory more profitable?
Because they only make a few scents
Edit: reworded by request
When a candle says "soy candle," has it become self aware and fluent in spanish?
What's the best place to get information on candles
What parts of a fish are used to make candles?
what is a candles favorite movie
We didn't have 19 candles. My dad said the cake was "4" my birthday.
The producers of John Wick 3 should come out with a line of promotional sented bathroom candles.
I bought my teenager candles for his room.
All you dads out there couldn’t hold a candle to my dad.
He makes gunpowder for a living.
Who is the most dangerous candle in the world?
Why did the candle get an F in math?
He's a little bit light-headed.
Why do we have the tradition of blowing out candles on birthday cakes?
So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.
How did the candle give such a fantastic answer?
What's the difference between CANDIES and CANDLES?
it must suck to be a lit candle
Did you hear about the time the Candles played the Breaths?
What is it called when a candle eats another candle?
You should go to the candle store...
They’re having a blowout sale.
What did the boy candle say to the girl candle?
Why did the candle quit her job?
I'm thinking of starting a candle making company.
My family doesn't think it's a good idea, but I keep assuring them it makes scents.
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