Candelabra Puns

A list of puns related to "Candelabra"

At an antique store today with my grandfather I picked up a cast-iron candelabra and commented on how heavy it was...

He turned to me, gave a knowing smile and said; 'Don't worry - it gets lighter when you put some candles in it.'

He's the best.

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👤︎ u/BeauYourHero
📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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The manager of a home goods store stops by the lingerie shop to ask about their prices.

The saleswoman says, "For you? A candelabra."

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👤︎ u/razorbladeapplepie
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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