Which movie director like to work in 3D?

Stanley Cubic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?

Me neither--it's not relephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vlintinsky
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What foot dont they make shoes for?

A square foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titaniumhud
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
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I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.

That way, they'll have shamrocks.

If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauntering
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What do they call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?

A sham-rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terdferguson
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How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole that's 243.8 yards deep and 7.3 feet in diameter?

None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!

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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoblegoose
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The television is too loud

Last night, my son said to me, "Dad, the television is too loud. Can you see what the volume is?" I said, "The volume is 7000 cubic inches." My son looked puzzled, so I said, "You asked what the volume was." He groaned when he realized what I said.

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The day I (first) one-upped my dad's joke:

One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.

(true story from ~30 years ago)

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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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