Chandeliers Puns

I have friends in the high places.

Definitely a high light.

I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."

But there was too much overhead.

She didn't Sia it coming.

I said, “I dunno it looks pretty heavy to me”

Johnny and susie are working in a factory, and Susie says “this is a nice day I don’t wanna work anymore” and little Johnny says “well maybe see if he will give you the rest of the day off” and then the boss comes in and Susie is hanging upside down on the chandelier saying “I’m a light bulb” and the boss says “maybe you should talk the rest of the day off. So Susie goes out the door and Johnny follows her and the boss asks “where do you think you’re going?” And Johnny replies “you expect me to work in the fucking dark?”

My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."

Daughter: "Dad, do you know the song 'Chandelier'?"

Me: <Sing a few lines>. "You mean that one?"

Daughter: "Yeah!"

Me: <Think for a moment> "No, never heard it."

I've tried it and it works with other songs too!