9 Hilarious Chandelier Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did one chandelier say to the other?

I have friends in the high places.

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👤︎ u/ricerly

📅︎ Jan 03 2021

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Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.

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👤︎ u/DonutDonutDonut

📅︎ Feb 15 2018

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One of the best things I saw today was a chandelier.

Definitely a high light.

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👤︎ u/wimple007

📅︎ May 23 2019

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My friend pointed at a chandelier and said: "isn't that the coolest chandelier ever?"

I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."

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👤︎ u/PityUpvote

📅︎ Jun 20 2017

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I tried to get into the chandelier business...

But there was too much overhead.

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👤︎ u/M-comment

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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My daughter pointed at an ornate chandelier hanging in a lobby and said, “That’s a pretty light”

I said, “I dunno it looks pretty heavy to me”

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👤︎ u/outlawfish

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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Did you hear about the singer of Cheap Thrills and Chandelier getting hit by a train?

She didn't Sia it coming.

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👤︎ u/Kentucky1979

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.

My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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Do you know this song?

Daughter: "Dad, do you know the song 'Chandelier'?"

Me: <Sing a few lines>. "You mean that one?"

Daughter: "Yeah!"

Me: <Think for a moment> "No, never heard it."

I've tried it and it works with other songs too!

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👤︎ u/no_username_for_me

📅︎ Jul 15 2015

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