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︎ Dec 14 2020
The three members of the *cult*ery
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why are KKK members terrible car mechanics?
They never check under the hood.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Holy cow, 420K members!! This sub is Dope.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why should you never ask a Klan member for a high five?
Because they always leave you hanging.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What candy do KKK members eat?
Racist peanut butter cups
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do r/puns members eat for breakfast?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What family members are most likely to spoil the sβmore children?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because theyβve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. Theyβre paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devilβs dues
Friend: damn it.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
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︎ Jul 01 2020
How do members of the Catholic Church pay each other?
They use papal transactions
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Iβm a member of the anti apostrophe league.
Do not even get me started.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsβ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What did the KKK member bring to the pot luck?
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︎ May 05 2020
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
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︎ May 26 2020
How profoundly disappointing to know...
...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I have a human DNA joke
Itβs pretty long. It comes in 46 parts. Also, everyone tells the joke differently, but usually family members tell pretty much the same joke.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
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︎ May 11 2020
What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I became a member of a cult, itβs a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
Itβs called the Diffi cult.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
My buddy says heβs a member of the royal family on paper
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︎ May 01 2020
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
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︎ Feb 01 2020
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What is a kkk members favorite drink?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.
I told her it was a snap.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Bird Puns
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︎ Feb 08 2020
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