Such a good movie, where are the fans at???
The trailer was so bad my fish killed himself.
Me and my girl rented a few movies from Blockbuster and one of them had a trailer for Son of the Mask. We were both squirming and inverting our eyes during the preview, and that was just the first 2 seconds. I started to reach for the remote to fast forward through it when we heard a loud BANG. We nearly jumped out of our skins. It took us a moment to figure out what had happened. I then noticed that my fish bowl was shattered and there was water everywhere. My goldfish Buster couldn't handle the trailer for Son of the Mask at all and had blown his brains out with his .357 Magnum. You see goldfish are smaller than us and have a much smaller nervous system, he couldn't handle the trailer for Son of the Mask and decided to take the only way out that was available to him.
My girl and I broke up shortly after. I had been close to proposing to her, I really thought she was the one, however our relationship had become cold and distant after Buster's death. We soon realized he was really the glue that held the relationship together.
She really loved that fish and while she would never come out and say it, I knew she held me responsible for Buster's death, as I was the one who rented the movie that had the trailer for Son of the Mask on it, also I had purchased Buster his .357 Magnum as a gift because he was into firearms and his favorite movie was Dirty Harry.
Don't watch the trailer for Son of the Mask is all I can say. Especially if you have any dear goldfish that you care for. I'm sorry Buster you were a good fish, you deserved better. :-(
Don't get me wrong, I love the old The Mask film with Jim Carrey... but this sequel is just awful, and I would love to see a EWW on Son of the Mask! Anyone else agree?
I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize! Why would anyone pick on you?!"
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Y'all know the drill. Smoke-free, pet-free home, shipping starts at $3.50 and goes up with weight. I accept Paypal F&F, G&S, and Venmo. I also have more items on my MUE thread, including lots of free items, items for $4, $1, and less than $1. :)
Not everything is priced, so please make offers! If a price is listed, I'd probably want to stay thereabouts for that item/similar items, but it's not set in stone so please offer! :)
*Feel free to NIL things, I have multiples of some items that I haven't pictured out of sheer laziness (but will provide verification for if anyone's interested) - I have starred these items.
Try me on swapping for:
- NARS Hot Sand
- Meow Cosmetics light foundation/concealer samples, olive (Ocicat especially)
- Essence Pure Nude highlights (esp Cosmolighter and Spacelighter)
- Wet n Wild Megaglow highlighters
- The Ordinary products
- AOA lashes
- BN ShopMissA blenders
- TONYMOLY Egg Pore Filler
- Too Cool For School Art Class Rodin highlighter/contour
- gray/very cool contour
- refillable mist bottle (must be very fine a la Glow Recipe watermelon mist, Fix+ is NOT a fine spray to me)
- moisturizer/essence/toner that is watery enough that I can put in aforementioned spray bottle
- Becca pressed champagne pop (DS/used preferred or I guess anything as long as it's cheap, just to try)
- Whamisa hydrogel mask (or something that smells like that, I really enjoy the scent)
- cool temporary tattoos (is this allowed here LOL)
- TokyoMilk Dark Pretty Rotten (any size but I do like the big bottle since I have a TokyoMilk Light)
- Rosette ceramide gel
- Melano CC essence
- Shark sauce
Just try me, I guess. I'm partial to minis, but I am not interested in blush, non-olive foundations, eyeliner, tools, or mascara other than brand new Isehan Heroine Make. :)
Verification: https://imgur.com/a/N3YvtGw
LIPS
MEMEBOX I'm Lipstick in Angel Ring - BN - $4 there's another picture with closeups of the colors. The back row is Angel Ring, Angel Ring, and Adrenaline, the front row is About Time and Chilly Wind.
MEMEBOX I'm Lipstick in Chilly Wind - BN
MEMEBOX I'm Lipstick in Adrenaline - BN (y'all this is the brightest red I've ever seen, it's nearly neon)
MEMEBOX I'm Lipstick in About Time - BN
MEMEBOX I'm Lip Lacquer in Sweet Heart - BN
Son & Park Air Tint Lip Cube in 20 - used 1x
Syul Show the Lip lip crayon in Light Salmon - swatched, FWP ~~(really bright deep-pinky coral, would
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
