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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomer149
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Deep very deep.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, you're brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I fell down a really deep dark hole today.

I couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why was the musician bad at deep sea fishing?

Because he can tuna piano but he can't tuna fish

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.

It goes into one ear, and out the other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.

I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried

I call it Deep Fry-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Penewine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?

Two feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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That pun hurts me deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMiro107
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Cross post from r/puns. She said I’m stupid, but deep down I know she was laughing. /r/puns/comments/k7lvpx/m…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketCornbread
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.

The pressure was too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?

Apparently deep down they are good people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKFKHC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.

I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My girlfriend’s mom is so deep in denial.

She might as well be Egyptian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RicanSlayer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.

She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysilver90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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They found an alien deep underground

It was inside this world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownFor3818
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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This is so deep πŸ₯Ί
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brittondylan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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The joke is pretty deep....

I heard that the underwater financial department is tanking. They started using the loan sharks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valbranz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,

I sing faucetto...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.

JC: where am I?

Nurse: ICU.

JC: No you can’t.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I get my deep well of empathy from my mother, obviously.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PupperPuppet
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call a dog with a deep bark

A subwoofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingsecure
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My dad told me that he wished me a deep hole filled with water

I know he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I went swimming today and took a pee in the deep end

The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.

This is a new low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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After a long hour of deep internal reflection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakyu2
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?

When you're upside down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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This pun can be very deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabomb7790
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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A drumset is a very deep instrument

It's full of cymballism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Malgus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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This dug deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenya-Flitton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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When I was at the pool yesterday, I began peeing in the deep end

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8791781927
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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This one cut deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smonag1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I tried zesting a lemon for my recipe, but I cut too deep...

Pithy, really.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell in a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.

The woman asked the doctor about the baby.

The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.

Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?

Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.

Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6Bazrael66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Went swimming today. Took a pee in the deep end.

Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dottree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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