What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
No Concrete Answer Given.
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
I found some concrete evidence.
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
On a post about concrete coke
we’ve got some concrete evidence
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle
It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea
I created a company that produces concrete airplanes
Let's just say it didn't take off
I called the council today because a family of ducks were trapped in wet concrete.
“Can someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalk” I said.
How do escape a concrete room with no windows or doors, with nothing but a dresser and a mirror?
You look in the mirror and saw what you see, then saw the dresser in half.
Then you use the two halves of the dresser to make a whole, and jump through it to freedom.
I love materials used with cement to create reinforced concrete.
They're simply aggregreat.
Why did the concrete pourer refuse to apologize for his mistake?
Why does a concrete mixer truck only have 1 seat?
So the driver knows where to sit.
Me and my girlfriend walking beside a concrete wall
We were on a holiday in Spain and we saw a concrete wall guarding a yard at someone's house. On top of the wall the owner had clued broken bottles in stead of barbed wire.
Me and my girlfriend were shocked and I said "I can't believe someone would do this."
"I Just can't get over this..."
she didn't realise until I said
"it would just hurt me too much."
Proud moment...
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says "DAM"
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...
This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
One of them says: "Dam(n)"
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
If you don't have any concrete plans
What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall.......
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
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