What does Sean Connery, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
I was mixing concrete with a friend one day
I said to him that we should put something in the mix that meant a lot to us.
He asked why so I said "it'll be cement-amental"
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
I got a job as a concrete pourer a while back
It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!
When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...
..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"
What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What did the kid say when he saw a gigantic concrete structure block a river for the first time?
No Concrete Answer Given.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker
But when I got home all the signs were there
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
I found some concrete evidence.
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
we’ve got some concrete evidence
Browsing Home Depot.com...
Under Quikrete 80 lb hug strength concrete bags, I saw the following under Q&A
Q: How many feet are in a bag?
A: No feet, only concrete.
This sub doesn’t allow images, otherwise I’d post it.
What are prison walls made out of?
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
On a post about concrete coke
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
My friends don’t believe I can make cement
They’re always asking for concrete evidence
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says "DAM"
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...
This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
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