I got a job as a concrete pourer a while back
It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
What did the kid say when he saw a gigantic concrete structure block a river for the first time?
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
No Concrete Answer Given.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker
But when I got home all the signs were there
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
Browsing Home Depot.com...
Under Quikrete 80 lb hug strength concrete bags, I saw the following under Q&A
Q: How many feet are in a bag?
A: No feet, only concrete.
This sub doesn’t allow images, otherwise I’d post it.
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
I found some concrete evidence.
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
we’ve got some concrete evidence
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
On a post about concrete coke
My friends don’t believe I can make cement
They’re always asking for concrete evidence
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
Someone threw a piece of a brick through my window last night
The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle
It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says "DAM"
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...
This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
One of them says: "Dam(n)"
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
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