I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
Dam.
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
The plot thickens.
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
Oh, damn.
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle
It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea
I called the council today because a family of ducks were trapped in wet concrete.
“Can someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalk” I said.
Why did the concrete pourer refuse to apologize for his mistake?
It wasn't his asphalt.
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Damn.
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
Dam!
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
Dam.
What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall.......
Damn
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
Damn
What did the fish say after it swam into some concrete wall ?
Dam
