I quit my job at the concrete plant.

My job was getting harder & harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicosalvador
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Concrete in the vehicle
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...

Apparently he's set for life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?

Oh, damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkSoul616
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I fell on the concrete yesterday....

.....and my asphalt realy sore after

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASeaBunny
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle

It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheap_Smarties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I called the council today because a family of ducks were trapped in wet concrete.

β€œCan someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalk” I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorchTheRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Why did the concrete pourer refuse to apologize for his mistake?

It wasn't his asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclfusion4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfarni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_MCH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall.......

Damn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cletus1215
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?

Damn

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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What did the fish say after it swam into some concrete wall ?

Dam

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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