What sort of music did cave men listen to?
What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?
Some people exploared some caves of my family
There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?
What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?
The family wanted to visit some caverns.
I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.
A jewish pastor becomes a missionary...
...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that it’s because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, “Well, aren’t you going to knock me off the mountain?”. Shaking his head, the giant says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
Did you hear about that mine that caved in?
Everyone made it out, it was just a miner inconvenience.
My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.
Could have made a better joke, but I caved...
You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
Why did the dock cave in?
What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?
You've grotto be kidding me.
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?"
The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
What pants do you wear in a cave?
What does a cave always wear before a night out on the town?
What do you call a city which is built in a cave?
Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.
Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.
News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"
Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"
What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?
What do you call a cave man who doesn't know where he's going?
My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...
After it was over, he asked me what I thought.
I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."
I have a friend who's really into spelunking
He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved
I got into a car accident with a little person.
He got out and said "I'm not happy"
I said "Well which one are you then ?"
I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girlfriend over the weekend...
I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.
Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"
GF: ......
ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"
And then she proceeded to beat me
Saw on r/dankmemes but couldn't crosspost. Hope you like it
Yep stolen... so actually giving him the credit *not for karma
Where do prehistoric hippies paint, man?
You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?
My friend keeps pressuring me into going spelunking with him. Well, after weeks and months of constant persuasion...
Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?
I'm in dire need of some eel puns
I'm playing an eel in an upcoming musical, and I want to impress my castmates with some electrifying eel puns.
Examples:
•"I just don't feel that spark between us anymore"
•"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray"
•"It's quite shocking, I know"
Where does Bruce Wayne take baths?
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?
I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to
They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners
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