What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabarirari
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Some people exploared some caves of my family

There in mine now

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There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:

Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l8rry394
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?

SPELUNKING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aoc970
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..

They found himalayan in the ice..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...

The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?

A minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?

A meanderthal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph0enixR3born
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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The man and the silver screw.

There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.

The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The family wanted to visit some caverns.

I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.

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A jewish pastor becomes a missionary...

...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that it’s because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, β€œWell, aren’t you going to knock me off the mountain?”. Shaking his head, the giant says, β€œSilly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Did you hear about that mine that caved in?

Everyone made it out, it was just a miner inconvenience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlueFox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.

Finally, I caved in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Could have made a better joke, but I caved...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Col3daddy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Lemon-ade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanCharizard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?

Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?

A stala-fight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsterben
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the dock cave in?

pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?

You've grotto be kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes

Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?" The other responds "Hemustasaurus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giblfiz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.

They have a boring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StamosLives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What pants do you wear in a cave?

Stalactights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendigo_feast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does a cave always wear before a night out on the town?

Stalagtights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call a city which is built in a cave?

Density

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emulatorguy076
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.

Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxs_10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"

Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13-Bastards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Much pun yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogus_doggus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?

A hikiko-moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fubo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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What do you call a cave man who doesn't know where he's going?

A Meanderthal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JWBS_Steam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...

After it was over, he asked me what I thought.

I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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I have a friend who's really into spelunking

He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I got into a car accident with a little person.

He got out and said "I'm not happy"

I said "Well which one are you then ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girlfriend over the weekend...

I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.

Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"

GF: ......

ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"

And then she proceeded to beat me

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Saw on r/dankmemes but couldn't crosspost. Hope you like it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiro_Miyano
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Yep stolen... so actually giving him the credit *not for karma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathWish07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Where do prehistoric hippies paint, man?

In a cave, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?

That's a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dom-Unit378
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CynicalSoup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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My friend keeps pressuring me into going spelunking with him. Well, after weeks and months of constant persuasion...

...I finally caved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthonyDuricko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I'm in dire need of some eel puns

I'm playing an eel in an upcoming musical, and I want to impress my castmates with some electrifying eel puns.

Examples: β€’"I just don't feel that spark between us anymore" β€’"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray" β€’"It's quite shocking, I know"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greensylph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Camembert! Camembert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to

They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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