I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...
sips water
...as you can on land
I said "That's lunacy!"
Because it’s capsized.
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
It can write other words too
I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.
If they float, they're boy ant.
The teacher placed her hands on her hips, glaring at him, and said "May I!".
The kid smiles. "I was gonna get it myself, but sure, that'd be great!".
A female will sink, if it doesn’t it’s buoyant.
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
But it's still water.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
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I can’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny little envelope.
She just loves playing Koi.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
a Jesus Chrysler
I replied, "No I'll drink it. It's still water."
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.
If it sinks it's a girl ant
If it floats it's boy ant
If it sinks, girl ant and if it floats, buoyant
If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
Because it’s capsized.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s buoyant.
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s boy ant.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats........boy ant.
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
You just boil the Hell out of it!
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.
If it floats, it's buoyant.
If you put it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If you put it in the water and it floats, buoyant.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant...
If it floats it's boy ant
