Balloon prices are getting absurd

Must be the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrSpirit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I bought a boat half price...

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag

I told her thats dirt cheap

It just happened. I'm evolving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The Price of Gas is Rising

Call that Inflatulation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunken_Leaf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Gas prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.

Now they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanicTNT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.

I was double-crossed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncredDeadVipet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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For this price? What a steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cindylindy22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...

He's trying to sweeten the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.

It's called artificial scare-city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBaiRaise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Always verify the price of your pie.

You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...

...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I bought a new hammer for a cheap price

I really nailed it this time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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You guys ever see the price of diapers?

Shit’s expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziograffiato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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The price of my air mattress went up this year.

Automatic inflation is great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadorna1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geve4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case

What a chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badenglishihave
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I saw today that peanuts have soared in price and Beer nuts are insanely expensive!

Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?

Oil be back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woyteck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.

It was discounted at the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyBehr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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When I saw the price of the audiobook I let out an Audible gasp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Any able to help come up with puns the include β€œprice”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knord1308
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Gun prices have skyrocketed recently...

Some people are saying they've shot through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Telephone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Pirates get a special price for corn.

They only pay a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.

He said β€œFine, suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking

It was not a Sellers market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrow-s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Why does the price of balloons keep going up?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tygerhavvk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.

They were on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimer0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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In Jamaica, the price of apple pie is $2.75, but in the Bahamas it's $3.00.

That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeruleanStarlite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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If you're dying for low prices

you're a Walmartyr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahernia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?

I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeeJay999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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A t-Rex sold me a pistol for a great price.

He’s my small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.

Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!

They're to steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I bought a boat half price...

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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