Balloon prices are getting absurd
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I bought a boat half price...
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The Price of Gas is Rising
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Gas prices
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now theyβre under a buck.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
For this price? What a steal.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project youβre working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Always verify the price of your pie.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
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︎ Oct 05 2020
You guys ever see the price of diapers?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
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︎ Mar 25 2019
If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I saw today that peanuts have soared in price and Beer nuts are insanely expensive!
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.
It was discounted at the second hand store.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
When I saw the price of the audiobook I let out an Audible gasp
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Any able to help come up with puns the include βpriceβ?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Gun prices have skyrocketed recently...
Some people are saying they've shot through the roof!
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him Iβm going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said βFine, suit yourself.β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
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︎ Feb 25 2020
The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
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︎ Jan 11 2018
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
In Jamaica, the price of apple pie is $2.75, but in the Bahamas it's $3.00.
That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
If you're dying for low prices
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?
I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
A t-Rex sold me a pistol for a great price.
Heβs my small arms dealer.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
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︎ Dec 20 2019
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I bought a boat half price...
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︎ Dec 10 2020
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