Because it was corny
A pungent pun gent.
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
...but eye jokes are cornea.
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
Apart-mints.
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
All they care about is the bottom line
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
Dung!
Their breadth smells.
I replied, “Well that would stink.”
So deaf people can enjoy them too
Because Trump loves Putin.
Just a phew...
My daughter, sitting in the passenger seat: I think I know what's causing that rattling sound in the car. It's this bottle of perfume.
Me: That makes sense.
Daughter: Oh, daaaaad.
Me: Huh?
Daughter: Y'know, scents.
they grow out of your ass, of course.
Pungent.
