It’s for the benefit of the deaf.
That's just the way dairy air smells
When the mower has bad gas.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a chicken?
A fowl smell.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a High Court Judge?
Law and odour.
What is the best way to stop a skunk smelling?
Put a peg on his nose.
How many skunks does it take to create an absolutely hideous smell?
A phew.
Why should you never ask a skunk for their opinion?
They are likely to give you their 2 cents.
Source: skunk jokes
Because they kick butt all day!
Osama Bin Liner
Apartments
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Oldies are sometimes goodies. This one was on the radio this morning. Never head it before but thought you might enjoy it.
Because it was corny
...but eye jokes are cornea.
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
All they care about is the bottom line
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
Their breadth smells.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
Because Trump loves Putin.
Dung!
I replied, “Well that would stink.”
My daughter, sitting in the passenger seat: I think I know what's causing that rattling sound in the car. It's this bottle of perfume.
Me: That makes sense.
Daughter: Oh, daaaaad.
Me: Huh?
Daughter: Y'know, scents.
they grow out of your ass, of course.
Apart-mints.
So deaf people can enjoy them too
Pungent.
Just a phew...
