IMDb rating 4.3/10 but pun game 10/10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadKillerX9000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD.

They are telling me I have Gary Busey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lizardio11228
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My dad called me today and told me he was transitioning to be a female

He just wanted to be transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nrb255
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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I like Forrest Gump's girlfriend. She has a certain..

..Jenny sais quoi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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Rubber - Movie

So I was hanging out with friends and they told me about this movie Rubber. It's a movie about a tire that goes around and kills people. I had never heard of it so I asked if the tire won any awards because it would be funny to see them roll out a tire to a podium. My buddy across the table says "Yeah, it had a pretty Goodyear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/92235
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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What do you call a female Barber?

Barbara

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettyrickyent
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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So in 2008 I went to the movies with my dad...

We went to see Jumper. As we went to go buy our tickets my dad said, "Hi, two tickets to that movie about a sweater please." I groaned loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeagol260
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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Today a co-worker dropped this one

So a couple co-workers were talking about some random actor and were looking at him in IMDB. Of course the only dad in the conversation dropped this:

Co-worker: "It says here he played Hamlin in How I Met Your Mother."

Me: "Who the hell was Hamlin?"

Dad-Joker: "He was kind of like Turkeylin, only he was Hamlin."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguy1620
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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Watching Brave and... Does this count?

[Spoilers]

King Fergus (Merida's father) punches Mor'Du (a bear) in the face;

King Fergus: I'll fight you with my bare hands!

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1217209/quotes?qt=qt1754778

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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