Kids won't eat broccoli
It was very engrossing! I guess I should have picked another topic to watch.
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
Put a little boogie in it!
It' really good at running
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
Because it's the scenter
Can’t believe it snot butter...
I yelled, "You think its funny, but it's snot."
Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud
Could say she was an old phlegm
You break it's legs
It snot fun
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, it’s SNOT a good joke.
I was born with mine.
But I won't. It's SNOT funny at all!
The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."
Why ask me? it's snot my business
Picking his nose!
It's based on achoo story.
I thought it would be funny but it's snot.
My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.
Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the •removes sunglasses• master baiter?
My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass
You put a little boogie in it
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
Ham boogers
Put a boogie in it;)
Put a lil boogie in it
Because it’s the scenter
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
But it's snot.
But it's snot
But it's snot.
But, it’s snot
