A list of puns related to "Nestle"
sad news from the nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "the milky bars are on me" people just cheered.
(Usually either Nestle or Captain)
I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.
At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.
Nestled, Dormant.
Nestle and Cap N.
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