Nestle Puns

A list of puns related to "Nestle"

Accident at nestle factory

sad news from the nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "the milky bars are on me" people just cheered.

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👤︎ u/bertnod
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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What candy tells the truth?

...a nestle speaking

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👤︎ u/arc-ion
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I maintain my stomach tone by doing as many crunches as I can, every single day.

(Usually either Nestle or Captain)

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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Exercise like this is easy

I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Sad news.

At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Pavarotti is resting in peace at last.

Nestled, Dormant.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I did a bunch of crunches today..

Nestle and Cap N.

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👤︎ u/BreakBeatJumpUp
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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