My friend just had rhinoplasty...
She paid through the nose!
I just watched a TED talk by a rhinoplasty surgeon
It was good, but the title was a little on the nose.
What plants are most commonly seen in Rhinoplasty offices?
Schnauze berry trees.
I want to have rhinoplasty
It's the only way my wife will let me spend an hour picking my nose.
What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?
Prison inmate #127833
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On a more serious note if youβre sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.
You know, people say they pick their nose
But I feel like I was just born with mine
My wife has a problem saying "No" to people...
One of her friends was giving her a mini-lecture about her inability to tell people no, and then gave her the caveat, "But you really need to choose your 'no's'..."
Me: "But of course, rhinoplasty is pretty pricey!"
Both of them: glare
