Now he's a full rack developer.
That would be a Pippa violation.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
Because he got to pick everyoneβs nose.
He's a plastic surgeon .
Cashews are bankers.
Peanuts are urologists.
And Chestnuts are plastic surgeons.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone's hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.
I told him, "When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?"
The clerk approached them and asked if they needed any help.
Dad replied with "No thanks, not even the plastic surgeons could help him."
