What is plastic surgery on a hand called?

A handjob. (Sorry for my shitty grammar)

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📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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My someday sister-in-law is getting hand surgery tomorrow, and is looking for some cheering up. Looking to add to my pun repertoire!
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👤︎ u/lexxer90
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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Was at the doctor while my partner was getting an evaluation before hand surgery.

Doctor, to my partner about her injury: Do you have any other fingers?

Me: Well, she's got nine others, but it's only the one that's bothering her.

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👤︎ u/sheephound
📅︎ May 24 2016
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Discussion with an Anesthesiologist

This happened verbatim on Tuesday afternoon.

Discussing emergency surgery on my one month old son with the anesthesiologist. I said:

"I hope you have an alternate method for putting him to sleep. He isn't too good at counting back from 100 yet."

While the doctor got a good chuckle out of that my wife dropped her head into her hands and said "dadjokes. It's too soon for that crap."

It is never too soon for dadjokes!

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👤︎ u/Thonlo
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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Was explaining a dream to a coworker this morning...

I had this dream, I was at my Grandparent's house, and my grandfather was doing some sort of hand surgery on me, my bones were all showing and he was taking out some calcified tissue that was stuck to my bones. It was pretty weird and very graphic.

My coworker says "Wow, that's so weird! Does he do something like that for a living?"

I say, "Well no, he isn't a surgeon, but he is quite the handy man!"

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👤︎ u/SirHealer
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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Post Op Dad Joke

I called my dad the day after he had major back surgery and asked him how he felt. His response: "With my hands."

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👤︎ u/PaxMalum
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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