(points to pinkie finger) "You know why the Chinese don't use this finger?"

"Because it's mine."

^^Not ^^my ^^dad ^^but ^^I'm ^^still ^^in ^^agonizing ^^pain ^^over ^^this ^^joke

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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Why did Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde hate going on vacation?

Because they had to pack, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?

NARF! Guns

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sthymia20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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A guy goes for a drive and his car stalls...

...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.

Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.

A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.

With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, β€œThank you.”

As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...

β€œThank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My 8 year son old came up with this yesterday

You know what an eight year old would be most sad about if he or she lost their pinky?

Not being able to make pinky promises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noonegivsadamm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Knowing the measurement from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky finger is pretty handy.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I broke my pinky today,

but on the other hand i'm fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XanVer22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I broke 3 toes leaving a job interview today

But at least I got my foot in the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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I was polled: β€œWhen counting to five on your fingers, where do you start?”

Me: β€œOne”

(He was interested in thumb, or index finger. Apparently he had a write-in for pinky. Weird)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Got my wife when she called about a sticker she saw.

My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.

Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."

Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."

Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."

Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."

I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Marley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Dad-Joked by a 4 year-old

I was painting my niece's nails today and she wanted the little fingers to be orange. I painted one hand, then asked for the other.

She said, "Which nail will you paint first?"

I said, "The pinkie."

And she goes, "you mean the 'orangie'".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csjo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2014
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Dad joked at work today.

At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.

Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".

I physically groaned at this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitKatMasterRace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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