I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
Always being asked why I'm holding two plastic drinking cups.
My answer is always the same: Because.
What kind of bees are made of plastic?
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
My wife mentioned that our baby chews everything. I told her that he's really going to cost us money.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
Why can't you surprise plastic containers?
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
They said plastic is bad for nature
That's why I used it indoors
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse
The doctor said his condition was stable
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
I don't like having to decide between paper or plastic.
Why can't baggers be choosers?
Remember when plastic surgery was taboo?
Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him
The doctor described his condition as stable!
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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