His condition has been described as stable.
There's only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count.
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
The look on my face was priceless
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.
He’d give people huge, round hickeys and then charge them for performing “Lip-O-Suction”.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"
I'm sure that must have been a record
Phil-lip
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
Now he's a full rack developer.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
That would be a Pippa violation.
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
Frisbees
He is a sequintial artist.
Having a bit of a discipline issue with my daughter... she'll bring a pile of sand inside and make what she calls her "land". It's sand arranged in a flattish layer, with toy animals and her lego house (Friends^TM , why she no like diggers and helicopters and whatever, why she gotta be so girly??). She doesn't like getting her hand dirty while she's doing it, wears a glove to keep clean, so you'd think she could understand the concept that I don't like the floor getting dirty... but no, she doesn't give a shit.
Had her third birthday party recently, and gave her a Skye (Paw Patrol) plushy, she loves it. Because it's her newest and most favourite toy in the whole world, and because it was for her birthday, we can't confiscate it no matter what.
Very next day, she makes her land again, Skye's there at the side - she's too big to sit in the middle, it would dominate all the plastic dinosaurs and lego Friends people (not the usual mini-figs, they're a bit more anatomically correct, anyway that's not important right now). So I'm all angry and "why you keep doing this", take the glove off her and sweep up the sand. Put her in the time out cage for a bit. Well, we call it the cage, it's just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesn't want to bump her head. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age, is the standard procedure.
Anyway, as we close the door she starts singing...
Take my glove
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still three
You can't take this Skye from me
C4 yourself.
"C4 yourself".
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
They are top aware.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
That's why I used it indoors
There are only two of us working so I have to make every second count.
Now if you mention Botox, nobody even raises an eyebrow
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
