3 Hilarious Bristle Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I heard that people used to brush their teeth with pig bristles...

...but I think that's hogwash.

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📅︎ Feb 28 2013

Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”

“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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👤︎ u/schoonerw

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Im_Saying

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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