Chills Puns

Their names are Sam and Ella.

.. when you can call it ‘Nutflix’ already

He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”

How about Hulu and do you? 💀

But the heating was on

That's why we take my car during the summer.

.. Went out Clubbin'

And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".

I Dad Joked My Dad.

I'M THE REVOLUTION

It’s now Disney Plus You and Me

...But I think I'll be 0K.

They do sea weed!

Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant

I guess it was LAX.

The chair I usually sit on is covered in papers.

I tell him, "I'm gonna sit on it," whilst moving the papers out of the way.

He replies, "Don't do that. Sitting on tax hurts"

I said "I am chill"

He said "I thought you were dad"

I got reverse dad-joked. I guess it's alright since he's a dad now.

They never have any beef.

What do you call an uncaring royal that lives in the poles? An Ice Queen.

They call themselves the "Sobiet Union"

is a cool word.

Netflix Enchilada

We'd be a really shitty hospital if we didn't have any patience.

He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”

He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”