Their names are Sam and Ella.
.. when you can call it ‘Nutflix’ already
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
How about Hulu and do you? 💀
But the heating was on
That's why we take my car during the summer.
.. Went out Clubbin'
And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".
I Dad Joked My Dad.
I'M THE REVOLUTION
It’s now Disney Plus You and Me
...But I think I'll be 0K.
Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant
I guess it was LAX.
The chair I usually sit on is covered in papers.
I tell him, "I'm gonna sit on it," whilst moving the papers out of the way.
He replies, "Don't do that. Sitting on tax hurts"
I said "I am chill"
He said "I thought you were dad"
I got reverse dad-joked. I guess it's alright since he's a dad now.
They never have any beef.
What do you call an uncaring royal that lives in the poles? An Ice Queen.
They call themselves the "Sobiet Union"
Netflix Enchilada
We'd be a really shitty hospital if we didn't have any patience.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
