The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/churniglow
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What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?

Stainless steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Despite all the dirt, I finally could grab a good photo of that metal milling facility reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant__Pain
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Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief

It was stainless steel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maiemo
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

...

Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U2BURR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The scientist (I'm sorry)

The scientist was arrested for smuggling hematite. He was caught red handed! If he wore gloves, he could have had a stainless steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFuJ
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A guy robbed a house...

A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.

I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.

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