Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who donβt like change.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Allegedly thereβs a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didnβt make cents.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.
About time she slapped some cents into me.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I donβt understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?
I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬
They retired to their separate quartersβ¬
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Thereβs this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
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︎ May 29 2020
So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:
My sister walks up to me and asks: βAre you creating a pyramid scheme?β
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
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︎ May 16 2020
It shouldn't be Reddit coins
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︎ May 01 2020
Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
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︎ May 05 2020
The US Government is so broke theyβre going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect theyβll use antimony.
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︎ May 08 2020
Police have been trying to catch a person stealing people's coins out of their pockets
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︎ Apr 15 2020
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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︎ May 09 2020
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I completely understand coin minters
In fact, they've always made perfect cents.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.
I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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︎ Oct 22 2019
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
Itβs currently half empty
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︎ Dec 01 2019
If you're looking for sense these days, don't bother.
There is a national coin shortage, after all.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Do you have any lots of coins laying around?
Because my old man always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
-this line has only ever gotten me chuckles :,)
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A paradigm shift:
When two small coins get nudged
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I put my phone under my pillow last night and went to sleep. When I woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place
Damn that Bluetooth Fairy
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Coins find me completely insufferable
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
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︎ Oct 30 2019
The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Just ate a coin
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︎ Apr 28 2019
I once met a guy who didnβt like getting coins back from transactions.
I guess he has a cent sensitivity.
FYI: I thought of this joke last night at work, so to me itβs OC but I wouldnβt be surprised if someone else thought of it before me. Either way I figured Iβd share it, if someone posted it before me feel free to link it.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Did you know, in 1910 the term "Penny Arcade" was first coined.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
My son asked me to exchange a bunch of American coins I collected as a kid.
How dare he? They have centimental value.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
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︎ Aug 15 2019
My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...
He claimed it kept them in mint condition
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I threw my coin into the wishing fountain and wished for lots of coins...
Turns out wishes just don't come true, sometimes you have to get your feet wet
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation!
It just doesn't make any cents!
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Today I learned how coin production works.
It made a lot of cents to me.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
My son swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital...
When I asked how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."
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︎ Jul 13 2017
Well
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I coined a word today!
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︎ May 11 2019
Why did the man have a moment of clarity after he bought a coin maker?
Because it all made cents now.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.
That way I can set my own hours.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
When he was a kid, my son used to swallow coins for no apparent reason.
Iβve definitely seen some change in him.
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︎ May 09 2019
A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
A penny for your thoughts has depreciated quite a bit since that saying was first coined.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
I went to the coin factory the other day
It was nice. Everything there made cents.
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︎ May 24 2019
Even with new types of currency we still carry coins which have been around for ever.
In a cents, money never changes
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︎ Jan 14 2019
βͺHow do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?β¬
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︎ May 12 2020
I hate when homeless people shake their coin cups at me.
I get it you have more money than me... There's no reason to brag about it.
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︎ May 26 2018
I decided to withdraw all my money in my bank account into coins
I really need some change in my life
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I usually keep coins in my wallet
Sometimes I put it in my pocket to change things up
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Someone posted a picture of a dollar on a subreddit obout coins.
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︎ Nov 22 2018
What do you call coins flying through the air?
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︎ Mar 26 2017
Did you hear that the guy who invented bit coins was given a title by the queen?
He then killed Superman because was a crypto knight.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Money Lisa
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What do you call a coin thatβs in peril?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
How do you know if a coin is fresh?
You can still smell the mint
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︎ Aug 12 2018
I wonder if the guy who coined the term, "one hit wonder"β¦
β¦came up with any other catchy phrasesβ¦
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︎ Jul 06 2018
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...
"Wellβ¦" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, noβ¦" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I lost a gold coin in Skyrim, so I went to see a doctor.
He said I had a deviated Septim.
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︎ Jun 11 2017
I don't understand how my new coin machine works.
It just doesn't make cents.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Whoever coined the term "emotional baggage" missed a big opportunity...
... to call it "griefcase".
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Why did the Buddha start pulling coins out of his butt?
Because change comes from within.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
What did the coin maker say about his penny after he dropped it?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
My friend told me heβs been eating coins and that I should try it too.
He said it really βchangedβ his life.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Coin tosses are a real head turner.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
At the dentist's office the other day....
Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."
Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken coin press?
It didn't make any cents.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
They just reloaded the coin change machine, but it wonβt dispense coins..
It doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
I found a strange old coin with the faces worn away
I can't make heads or tails of it
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︎ Aug 26 2017
Delicious
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Dad, what is that kid doing ? Why is he dressed like a coin ?
It's Halloween, boy. He's just shilling.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Some people have commented that I smell like coins
I tell them it's my natural cent
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︎ Jan 27 2018
Do you think the person who coined the word 'artisanal' did it because it accurately describes the "art is anal"?
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︎ Oct 22 2018
I hated it when the new pound coin came out...
But then again, I never really liked change
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︎ Aug 27 2018
How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself
π΅Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manateeπ΅
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The cashier gave me some coins back after I gave her the exact amount.
I looked at her confused with the coins in my hand and said,
"I paid the exact total. This makes no cents."
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︎ Aug 18 2015
Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?
Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What happens when a coin lands on its side?
I can't make heads or tails of it.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
The coin machine at the factory stopped working
It didnβt make any cents
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︎ Aug 16 2018
My son used to swallow coins pretty regularly when he was a child.
Iβve definitely seen some change in him.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
My son used to keep swallowing coins when he was a kid.
Iβve definitely seen some change in him.
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︎ May 26 2019
My son used to swallow coins when he was younger, but doesnβt do that anymore.
Iβve definitely seen some change in him.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
The coin machine in the factory stopped working
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︎ Aug 16 2018
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