Someone friggin help me make a golf pun or joke. I am making a personalized gift for someone and I don’t play golf 😂…. All I got so far is “Best scrambler since grand slams” …………. DUDE… Help lol I am so f’d 🤦🏻♀️
Hey all, so im trying to figure out a pun that could deal with golfing and accounting. Lol i know it is a weird combo lol 😆. It's for the accounting place i work at and we are making a advertisement at the golf place.
A bunch of Karens in a Carens!
Damn Bro, its a Santro! (This works based on the tone)
An Albatross on our Seltos!
Taking you home is my Endeavour for today!
Lets get Sushi in our Mitsubishi!
Lady wearing Saree driving a Ferrari!
Raghini showing off her Lamborghini!
This Purush in his Urus
The Matador driving his Aventador
I think I can, cause it's a Huracan
Roaming around Rome in a Roma
The time is 12 let's go out in the 812!
I'll be there in 30, I'm coming in the 430!
Please add more which you can think of..
What do you call a loaf of bread that is shaped like a jelly fish?
A Invertabread.
why was the girl so good at dad jokes
Puns.
Understandably, you often see comment that are some kind of pun.
Not many are good.
Specifically, I like the smart ones that have such a specific play on word for that post that it fits with no problem. After reading those, I laugh, give an upvote, and move on in my quest to quench my boredom.
Almost all of them are just generic and unfunny though. For example:
[Random post about light] commentor 1 (with so many upvotes and awards given): wellll that wasn't very bright, was it? commentor 2: i guess they should lighten up a bit more. commentor 3: He seems a bit dim to me. [and so on.]
Especially the way that everyone jumps on the bandwagon to make similarly unfunny jokes that gets upvotes and awards make me feel like I'm being given a hug from satan.
But I hope you understand what I mean.
Anyway, that's my angry opinion.
Damn you, puns.
So there’s his country between France and Spain. It’s so tiny, it’s Andorra-ble.
Does it make you lose interest in the girl?
So I got my brother his annual pro v's for part of his Christmas gift. At the end of the night when he and his family were leaving, he looks to me and says. "You won't lose these if I leave then here overnight will ya?"
Gave me a real good chuck tonight thinking back on it so I figured I would share it with my r/golf pals.
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