What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?

A pungent pun gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes

I texted "Oh Pun the Door"

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I pestered my wife all evening with nonstop corny wordplay jokes until I got β€œthe look”...

I may have encountered some punintended consequences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Why do kinksters love wordplay?

Because it's punishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which Marvel antihero says the most wordplay jokes?

The Pun-isher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
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a wonderful wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignisxicor
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Homophones: a wordplay comic #2 imgur.com/1AmeGG9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahcominghome
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My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is

A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyatapleekhai03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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How do you reprimand someone who won't stop making wordplay jokes?

You pun-ish them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?

Toyota PUNdra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My boyfriend is getting tired of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked him how I could stop my addiction.

He said "Whatever means necessary." I answered "No it doesn't."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/municipalplant
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The moment I learned that β€œphα»Ÿβ€ is actually pronounced β€œfuh,” I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phở restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as β€˜racy wordplay’ than it does β€˜punny’?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/70M70M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you hear about the Indian boxer that defeated his opponents with wordplay?

He was known as Punjab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Ah, wordplay and commas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPancake13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?

Attila The Pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Cheesy, but a decent pizza wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcatjazz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Wordplay at its best reddit.com/r/harrypotter/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_d_h
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Ikea's parody video games wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClassicFlavour
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Wife needs a new car. I gave her wordplay. imgur.com/a/hg0UO
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Are there any rules against making wordplay involving kids?

Everyone has to be careful with child punography these days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do you call a scam where folks who engage in wordplay invite others to engage in wordplay, and folks who were there longer get credit for what the newer folks come up with?

That would be a punzi scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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PSA through wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erog653
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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If a polite but unclean man was heavily into wordplay...

...would he have a pun-gent odor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stainlessteal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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I think my wordplay can often come across as a bit pompous.

What can I say, I love to puntificate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcbrian16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Someone at work complained about my constant wordplay ...

... now I'm being pun-ished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetScr1be
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I know a guy who is good at wordplay and he also has a strong odour.

He is pun gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My friend keeps getting upset at my wordplay.

I think I'll abstain from it tomorrow as punnance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iam_Kira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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I'm a nice guy, and I love wordplay...

But everyone around me says I give off a real pun gent smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantwz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip...

But no pun in ten did.

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Friend's father had a little wordplay for me.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down a flight of stairs? . .. ... .. . A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonvitae
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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My wife locked me outside the house because she got sick of my terrible wordplay jokes.

I texted her "Oh pun the door!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dylmyster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...

I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Whatever means necessary."

I said, "No it doesn't."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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