Need a clever pun for the name Charmaine.

Help a homie out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
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Clever pun, never expected that sentence to be used literally and as a pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperWizard7
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Clever pun it is. imgur.com/BemJV7k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
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Hello reddit punsters, I welcome you to /r/wittybanter check it out to see a clever pun! reddit.com/r/wittybanter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_subreddit_guy
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Entertainment puns

I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.

β€œShawn the Sheep” β€œDexter”

β€œShawn the Sheep” is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. β€œShawn” and β€œshorn” have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.

β€œDexter” is a wonderful Latin pun. β€œDexter” is the word for β€œright” and β€œSinister” is the implied compliment, the word for β€œleft” in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipindy
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[Request] Wedding Hashtag Pun

So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Snow
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Collection of dadness

I am not a dad at the moment, but I've learned the art of pretty clever puns in college. Some are mine, some are spins on inspirations, others are more on the joke side of dad.

What does a radioactive cat have?
18 half-lives

Ventriloquists are like psychiatrists, they both talk through things.

What is my vision?
To make the world 10% better?
No, it's about 20/20...

The invention of the shovel was truly a groundbreaking discovery.

Dad: I invested in some uranium, but I lost money.
Friend: What happened?
Dad: The Profit decayed.

We have received a report of a hole being discovered in the ground, our investigative team is looking into it.

There was an explosion at a local film manufacturing company, the story is still developing as we speak.

A local theater put together an act about jokes.
It was a play on words

SΓΈ, I hΓͺΓ‘rd yΓΆΕ« lΓ¬kΓ« fΓΆrΓ©igΓ± aΓ§Δ‡Δ“Ε„tΕ‘

As an airline mechanic would say, the job has lots of ups and downs.

My New Years resolution will probably be 25 megapixels, or 4K, not sure yet...

There was a river in Egypt no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.

Dad-Epitaph:
I thought I'd never live to see this day come.

There are two things that are guaranteed to open doors in life.
Push and Pull!

(How to keep an idiot in suspense)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man builds robotic snakes for a living, I guess you could say he was a... python programmer!

A researcher's obsession with mixing stone, sand, lime, and water has yielded concrete results.

A madman once attacked a rider on his horse.
The rider had to goto hospital, the horse remains in stable condition.

A man bought a paper shop, it blew away in the wind last night.

Science is all about learning the rules, setting off an absurd amount of explosives, and then writing down what happened.

It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.

Dad: Did you pick up your room?
Kid: No, I tried but it's too heavy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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I need a punny movie title!

I've been working on a screenplay for a movie (nothing big, nothing even medium-sized, I'm pretty much doing it for fun with one of my friends) and we can't think of a clever movie title. The TL;DR version is it's about a bartender who accidentally steals a undercover cops ID just by coincidence. It's not a comedy (asides from a but of dry humor) so nothing too dadjokey, no offense to r/dadjokes, but just a good clever pun would be great. If you have any ideas please let me know! Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPundemic
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help me come up with a pun for travel?

Hi! I'm traveling to Korea and can't think of a unique and clever pun for a hashtag. Hope you witty people can help me out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punda24
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A clever title
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I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostyleguide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I thought I was being very clever but I’ve been known to put my foot in my mouth.
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Clever strip club sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Pretty clever one..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwardshirohige
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Amazon is clever sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXSCXR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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That was clever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amyreo
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A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...

everyone gets it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
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I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.

They often have lightbulb moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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I quit being a flat earther,

because no one took me sphereiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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what kind of moron is actually really clever?

an oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoebread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Cleverly made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
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Did you hear how clever the person was who invented the tutu?

They really knew how to put tu and tu together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digitosa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone

They won't hear you cumming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
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People say that dad jokes aren't very clever.

But then I look back on the post that I have saved from a year ago that says otherwise.

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What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?

Wily Wanka!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
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I felt clever so I'm posting here.
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?

Draw a hex-a-gon(e).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died

...and then I heard it a few seconds later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Negative one times negative one

Felt like posting something positive today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GISteve
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Albino Dalmatian

On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Cruise go brr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TelepathicPsych
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How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?

Because with great power, comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
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Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Because they had a fight and 71.

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I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you

This D because you deserve it

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What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?

Toyota PUNdra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
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My fiance thinks he's clever!
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I brought a dog off a blacksmith

10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
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Taking a family portrait

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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Clever one
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Get him some Juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoyPaul66
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I mean it’s kind of clever...
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It's a straw berry.
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