Help a homie out!
I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.
βShawn the Sheepβ βDexterβ
βShawn the Sheepβ is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. βShawnβ and βshornβ have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.
βDexterβ is a wonderful Latin pun. βDexterβ is the word for βrightβ and βSinisterβ is the implied compliment, the word for βleftβ in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.
So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?
I am not a dad at the moment, but I've learned the art of pretty clever puns in college. Some are mine, some are spins on inspirations, others are more on the joke side of dad.
What does a radioactive cat have?
18 half-lives
Ventriloquists are like psychiatrists, they both talk through things.
What is my vision?
To make the world 10% better?
No, it's about 20/20...
The invention of the shovel was truly a groundbreaking discovery.
Dad: I invested in some uranium, but I lost money.
Friend: What happened?
Dad: The Profit decayed.
We have received a report of a hole being discovered in the ground, our investigative team is looking into it.
There was an explosion at a local film manufacturing company, the story is still developing as we speak.
A local theater put together an act about jokes.
It was a play on words
SΓΈ, I hΓͺΓ‘rd yΓΆΕ« lΓ¬kΓ« fΓΆrΓ©igΓ± aΓ§ΔΔΕtΕ‘
As an airline mechanic would say, the job has lots of ups and downs.
My New Years resolution will probably be 25 megapixels, or 4K, not sure yet...
There was a river in Egypt no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.
Dad-Epitaph:
I thought I'd never live to see this day come.
There are two things that are guaranteed to open doors in life.
Push and Pull!
(How to keep an idiot in suspense)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A man builds robotic snakes for a living, I guess you could say he was a... python programmer!
A researcher's obsession with mixing stone, sand, lime, and water has yielded concrete results.
A madman once attacked a rider on his horse.
The rider had to goto hospital, the horse remains in stable condition.
A man bought a paper shop, it blew away in the wind last night.
Science is all about learning the rules, setting off an absurd amount of explosives, and then writing down what happened.
It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.
Dad: Did you pick up your room?
Kid: No, I tried but it's too heavy.
I've been working on a screenplay for a movie (nothing big, nothing even medium-sized, I'm pretty much doing it for fun with one of my friends) and we can't think of a clever movie title. The TL;DR version is it's about a bartender who accidentally steals a undercover cops ID just by coincidence. It's not a comedy (asides from a but of dry humor) so nothing too dadjokey, no offense to r/dadjokes, but just a good clever pun would be great. If you have any ideas please let me know! Thanks!
Hi! I'm traveling to Korea and can't think of a unique and clever pun for a hashtag. Hope you witty people can help me out!
But so far, I'm stumped.
The other astronaut replies βIn space no one can, here use creamβ
But I can stop anytime.
Radius
They often have lightbulb moments.
everyone gets it.
an oxymoron
They really knew how to put tu and tu together.
because no one took me sphereiously.
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
But then I look back on the post that I have saved from a year ago that says otherwise.
Dad: Iβm checking my balance.
Wily Wanka!
So today, a subreddit.
They won't hear you cumming
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
Draw a hex-a-gon(e).
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Felt like posting something positive today
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
Because they had a fight and 71.
No one likes clever clogs!
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, heβs Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
