The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
My wife says that she's leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.
She left the room and smashed the door.
And I was all by myself, crying on the floor.
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.
I nearly spit out my beer, what terrible timing.
People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”
I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
Me: No it doesn't.
What rhymes with orange
Sorry no it doesn’t I thought it did.
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
Rapscallion!
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
Bubble rap
My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"
I said no
I asked my dad “what rhymes with orange”
He said no it doesn’t
Did you hear the nursery rhyme where one letter gets laid then leaves the other letter?
Humped D dumped E
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
A carrot
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
Me: "No it doesn't".
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"
Son: What rhymes with purple?
Dad: No it doesn’t
My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"
I said "No it doesn't"
My friend says to me "What rhymes with banana?"
And I told him "No it doesn't"
Son: What rhymes with purple?
Dad: No it doesn't.
Did you know there is a word that rhymes with orange?
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't.
A friend asked me," What rhymes with orange?"
I said," No, it doesn't."
