The rhyming gardner is starting a new business

He calls it Prose before Hose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zatch17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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My wife says that she's leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.

She left the room and smashed the door.

And I was all by myself, crying on the floor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
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My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.

I nearly spit out my beer, what terrible timing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmoothCalligrapher3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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My friend says to me, β€œWhat rhymes with orange?”

I told him, β€œNo it doesn’t!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2021
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It really doesnt rhyme.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Glowstick2019
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitalily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?

Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UristMasterRace
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Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?

Me: No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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What rhymes with orange

Sorry no it doesn’t I thought it did.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/why-do-i-exist-73838
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Tigger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?

Fire Truck

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slowshot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?

Bubble rap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"

I said no

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyesboyee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2019
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I asked my dad β€œwhat rhymes with orange”

He said no it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imcmanners
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear the nursery rhyme where one letter gets laid then leaves the other letter?

Humped D dumped E

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poven100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatooftheabys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"

Me: "No it doesn't".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/listerjed1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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what rhymes with orange

no it doesn't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EfficientRoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?

dr. dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jradio610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple

Dad: No it doesn't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sam_J_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkLordJ14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

β€œNothing.”

No it doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tjeters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TwentyFiveNine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"

I said "No it doesn't"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2018
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howell1812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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What rhymes with purple?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingoffire1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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My friend says to me "What rhymes with banana?"

And I told him "No it doesn't"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chall101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2018
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Did you know there is a word that rhymes with orange?

What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoMoma2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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What rhymes with orange

No it doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nekkototoro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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Son: What rhymes with orange?

Dad: No, it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2020
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A friend asked me," What rhymes with orange?"

I said," No, it doesn't."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiteDeath1404
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