The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
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οΈ Nov 14 2019
My wife says that she's leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.
She left the room and smashed the door.
And I was all by myself, crying on the floor.
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Jan 10 2019
My wife said sheβs leaving me because of my obsession with rhyming.
I nearly spit out my beer, what terrible timing.
ποΈ 28
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οΈ Feb 01 2019
People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"
ποΈ 30
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οΈ Apr 06 2021
My friend says to me, βWhat rhymes with orange?β
I told him, βNo it doesnβt!β
ποΈ 128
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
It really doesnt rhyme.
ποΈ 1k
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οΈ Feb 09 2021
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
ποΈ 71
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
ποΈ 153
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
What rhymes with orange
Sorry no it doesnβt I thought it did.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ Feb 14 2021
What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
ποΈ 15
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
ποΈ 19
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ Mar 31 2019
I asked my dad βwhat rhymes with orangeβ
ποΈ 58
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οΈ Jun 02 2020
Did you hear the nursery rhyme where one letter gets laid then leaves the other letter?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Sep 09 2020
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Apr 24 2020
Which animal has the biggest breasts
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Mar 01 2021
Whatβs brown and sticky?
ποΈ 71
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
ποΈ 140
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Whatβs brown and rhymes with snoop?
ποΈ 340
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οΈ Oct 14 2020
What rhymes with orange?
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
what rhymes with orange
ποΈ 61
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple?
ποΈ 7k
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οΈ Jan 11 2020
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
ποΈ 30
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
What rhymes with orange?
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?
ποΈ 87
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple
ποΈ 51
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οΈ Sep 01 2020
What rhymes with orange?
ποΈ 23
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
What rhymes with orange?
βNothing.β
No it doesnβt.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop
ποΈ 42
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
What rhymes with orange?
ποΈ 60
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"
ποΈ 11k
π
οΈ Aug 16 2018
Whatβs brown and rhymes with snoop?
ποΈ 409
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οΈ Dec 26 2019
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop
ποΈ 79
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
What rhymes with purple?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
My friend says to me "What rhymes with banana?"
And I told him "No it doesn't"
ποΈ 71
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οΈ Apr 14 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Aug 11 2020
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
ποΈ 9k
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οΈ Nov 22 2018
Did you know there is a word that rhymes with orange?
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
What rhymes with orange
ποΈ 75
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οΈ Mar 04 2020
Son: What rhymes with orange?
ποΈ 64
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οΈ Feb 28 2020
A friend asked me," What rhymes with orange?"
I said," No, it doesn't."
ποΈ 1k
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οΈ Feb 22 2019
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