What do you call a skin doctor for silly dogs?

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👤︎ u/Im_Destro
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I DadJoked my wife in the car...

We were taking the back roads instead of the highway because the schedule wasn't tight and it was a nice day

We had stopped in a little town and got ice cream as a treat. I was getting a little silly doing voices and accents when we passed a dog kennel business. My wife read the sign:

"Jones' Dog Kennels - Boarding and Breeding"...
She said: "Hmmm... Wonder what they breed"

I piped up in my best hillbilly voice: "Well, that depends on what we're boarding this week."

She spit ice cream all over the windshield and dash.

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📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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Silly Cop

Cop: "Sir, your dog was caught chasing someone on a bike.."

Dad: ''Don't be silly my dog hasn't got a bike.''

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👤︎ u/parin89
📅︎ Aug 09 2013
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