We passed a sign that said we were nearing the town of Derry, PA...
I told my wife I had heard bad things about that place. We should avoid it.
She asked, "Bad things? Like what?"
I responded, "The place supposedly stinks to high heavens!"
She was confused. "It stinks?"
I said, "Yes! They say it smells like Derry air!"
....
Derry, NH has the best air in the country.
Everyone comes to sniff the Derry air.
Whenever we visited my Grampa's dairy farm, there'd be mud and cowpats everywhere, and my Dad would say, "I love dairy farms! Look at the dairy barn, and the dairy cows, and...
"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"
If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
Pennywise was really killed by food poisoning.
That's what trying to consume old Derry products will do to you.
