Comedy Show Puns

It was a light roast!

Just for shits and giggles

I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

It was a riot.

They were charged with manslaughter

The comedian tells a joke about how its good to be loyal and able to be trusted

The dad looks at his son after the joke and says “now thats a stand up guy”

We were called Conundurham but that turned out to be taken

They had everyone in stitches!

He makes good money for his sketch comedy show...

My youngest was watching Netflix, deciding on a few episodes of Captain Underpants. In one particular episode, the titled character is forced to share a room with a clown. My wife, watching this show, laughs about him having Coulrophobia (Fear of clowns), and repeatedly panicking in subsequent scenes. Finally near the episode, she asks ,"What did that clown ever do to him?"

My response: "Nothing. He's It's Cousin. Pound Foolish"

Wife stares at me. Blinks twice. Goes back to watching the TV that has more comedy than her idiot husband

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

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Here he is last night telling this joke on stage to kick off a comedy show.