What does the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom do when she wants to make a hard copy of the monologue she will deliver at her inauguration?

She prints-a-speech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fnnythe3hd
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What’s it called when a movie starts with a shocking monologue?

An i-opener.

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I got dad-joked by my 2yr old

Today I was dad-joked by my 2 year old daughter. In our usual half conversation /half Monologue I said 'I'm freezing' and she replied 'hi freezing'. I'm raising such a dry witted little butt bag.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with my kids...

Boy, that Maid Marian sure is a FOXY lady!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Dad joked my acting class this morning.

My professor was talking about how people need to practice their monologues around others not just themselves.

Professor: You need to practice these everywhere. Recite it to your family, your friends, your dog, even your refrigerator!

Me: I don't know about that one, my fridge can be pretty cold at times.

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