My wife, our oldest daughter, and I were in Hallmark.

I picked up a ruler, put it against my wife's chest, & asked "How much longer are we gonna be in here?"

The daughter loved it! My wife said "Haha. Shut up."

Epilogue: We were in there at least another 162ft.

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Dadjokes my boyfriend last night...

Him: "I've had appendicitis." Me: "so, you don't have an appendix?" Him: "nope!" Me:"... Well do you still have an epilogue." Him: (blank stare)

I laughed so her I had to leave the room.

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