What did the grape say when it was squished?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

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📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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Joke went over my Grandma's head but my Mom got it.

Eating dinner with my family who was visiting, afterword we were all going back to my Apartment since I live in the area. When we were getting ready to leave the restaurant my Grandma asked if could we stop by the Hotel first so she could go up to room as use the bathroom. My Mom chimed in with "you could just the restroom in the lobby" to which I replied "In front of all those people!". My Grandma and Dad didn't get it but my Mom laughed.

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