A list of puns related to "The Epilogue"
I picked up a ruler, put it against my wife's chest, & asked "How much longer are we gonna be in here?"
The daughter loved it! My wife said "Haha. Shut up."
Epilogue: We were in there at least another 162ft.
Him: "I've had appendicitis." Me: "so, you don't have an appendix?" Him: "nope!" Me:"... Well do you still have an epilogue." Him: (blank stare)
I laughed so her I had to leave the room.
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