Who is most fond of gag gifts?

The BDSM club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodsdans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dweebnut
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T-Shirt gag for JoKing

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scolsey22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My dad's favorite gag is hard to explain, so I made it into a quick comic imgur.com/1pavONg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachybutton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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Everytime I do the Fonzie gag, my son always does that cheeky comeback, watch:

"Ayyyy!"

"B!"

"See?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainN3rd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Have you ever heard of the reoccuring gag?

You will get this one tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistOnFire
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Why does the end of the banana always make me gag and feel like throwing up?

Because you're not supposed to stick the whole thing in you mouth at once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B0Boman
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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Father's gag to his sister.

While packing after our family camp reunion, my father invites his sister, obviously my aunt, to come eat lunch with us at av restaurant on the way home.

Aunt: Oh no thanks! [husband] and I went to Wendy's on our way here!

Dad: oh nice!... How is she doing?

There was much Groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trilere614
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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I throw up whenever i hear a joke

It's a gag reflex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArkoAvarsalu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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even i gagged at my own joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/say_yeshua
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people

It's a gag reflex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Me and my friend went to a marathon..

There I saw a joke participating in the marathon.

I told my friend," I didn't know jokes could run" He said," Its a running gag"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sahel10000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why do cats get hairballs

Because they love a good gag.

(My son's favorite joke when he was about 10)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenspeed1960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.

It's a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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A penis shaped lollipop isn’t a real present...

It’s more of a gag gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenorMeeseeks27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit

It's a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joy3111
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.

It was a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What happened when Cinderella arrived at the ball?

She gagged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BentoInDaBox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My new thesaurus is terrible

Not only that, but its also terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TH3C0SM1CM0NK3Y
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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During a war, Communists are Russian

The Japanese are just loli-gagging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuraFaolox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My dad, to me: "If you ever decide to run around naked on a drunken night, always bring Windex with you."

I asked him what he meant by that.

He said "It prevents you from streaking."

I have to admit I actually genuinely laughed at that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments! imgur.com/QJ4Cykf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggidytom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Whenever someone suggests I try bondage I tell them I can't because the thing I put in my mouth keeps escaping.

It's a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vesurel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Censorship of a web page...

is a site gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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When dogs get old...

...do they suffer from "arf"-ritis?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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Expired dad jokes

Please post expired dad jokes here. My Dad expired in 2002 and I want his Dad jokes to live on. Here's one: "I need an aspirin." Dad: "Go sit on the stove." There are dozens of worse ones I'm going to recollect and post on this sub for the rest of my life. E.g., "What's the movie about?" Dad: "two hours." Needless to say, my family is suffering and will continue to suffer, thanks to my Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevekochscience
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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I bought a deepthroat training kit for a co-workers secret Santa.

It’s a gag gift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haas19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day...

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. β€œMmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. β€œI smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. β€œI smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. β€œMmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says β€œAll I smell is molasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSS24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.

So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.

So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.

However, we are running out of puns.

Anyone got suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbasPT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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Want to see a picture of my pride and joy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDeez444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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A Target cashier commented on my purchase

I was buying Goat Simulator as a gag gift for a friend. The cashier looks at it and I smile uncomfortably. He says, "Don't be sheepish about buying this".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-username-for-me
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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How Many Dead People Are Buried in That Cemetery?

[Driving past the cemetery] Me: Hey kids, you know how many dead people are buried in that cemetery?

kids: Uhhhhhh. . . .

Me: All of 'em.

Backstory: My grandfather would always do this gag when I was a kid and it was YEARS before I understood it. I'd think, "how could all the dead people in the world be buried in there?" Then one day it all made sense, and I did laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGoCrumbly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college...

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupΓ©e!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romulusnr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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I like to think I'm very fast at coming up with a dad joke in response to a comment or situation...

I call it my gag reflex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somnambulator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Watching Spies Like Us with my GF last night

We were watching the movie and she says "this movie isn't going anywhere", and I sit for a moment before replying, "yeah, 80's comedies were mostly a string of gags" pause for dramatic effect, "coincidentally, so were 80's pornos!"

I proceed to laugh at that for 2 minutes while she roles to her side and ignores me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/climber_g33k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Why do dads keep making jokes while choking?

It's their gag reflex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDVoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She gagged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tbridgf1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letibleu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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