A book my son is reading. Nothing but fart jokes/puns
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︎ Nov 11 2020
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and itβs amazing
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︎ Sep 09 2019
A dad joke/pun I came up with.
What fruit can you use to remove pencil stains from a wall? A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
Dad joke pun the GF hit me with this morning regarding blue jeans
While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"
To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."
I'm still absolutely floored with pride.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
When telling dad jokes/puns, do you prefer your victims to laugh or groan?
I personally prefer horrible puns that make the listener regret being born with ears. But thats just me.
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︎ Jan 07 2015
[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns
I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.
I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
My girlfriends father, the king of the dad joke/pun, walks past a can of tick repellent..
Glances at his watch, taps it, keeps walking and says "Still ticking. What a scam"
On a daily/hourly basis he reels them off. It's amazing. He also photoshops pictures (using Microsoft Paint, because he likes the challenge) of himself into various ridiculous and punny situations that might be the most comically genius things I've ever seen. If you're interested I'll find some for you guys.
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︎ May 29 2016
My friend and I went to the new stage production of βWords.β The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didnβt get the humor.
I told him it was a play on βWords.β
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︎ Mar 29 2019
My sons first, solid dad joke/pun - I'm so proud.
My son is four. We do a lot of puns around our house and he has tried hard, but they don't really make sense. The other day I made a mistake and said, "Oh, crap!" He told me I shouldn't say that word and I agreed, but was frustrated because I made a mistake. A minute later:
"Dad! I have a joke for you!"
"What's that, bud?"
"What do you say when you make a mistake and have to throw it away?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Ohhh, SCRAP!"
I'm so proud.
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︎ Feb 25 2015
My Dad with the dad joke/pun combo
Me: Dad can you turn the kettle on?
Dad: Sure thing!
(walks to kettle, bends down and whispers)
Dad: Oh Kettle you're so hot...
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︎ Dec 20 2014
A awesome dad joke pun I used yesterday
So I was talking with a friend and said a really bad pun. After a sigh and a head shake he said "Man puns are terrible" , to which I followed up, puns are not terrible unless you write them down on paper (because the become "tearable")...
Took him a second to get it, but I was proud.
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︎ Nov 21 2013
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My vaccine dad joke failed
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
This joke is next level.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each otherβs jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A joke about communism isnβt funny unless...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
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︎ Dec 24 2020
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
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︎ Jan 07 2021
People say I plagiarized my jokes
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
We shouldnβt be making jokes about COVID 19
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, Iβm sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My dad told me a joke about airplanes
But it just went over my head.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Want to hear a circumcision joke?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Is it a dad joke when your daughter tells it?
My 11 year old to my 9 year old, as we drive by a cemetery on a hill : "i wonder why they bury people in a hill."
9 year old, in total deadpan: "because they're dead."
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I can't tell dad jokes
Because he's not here. I'll tell him when he's back though.
Edit: Thank u for the award kind stranger. :D
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︎ Dec 19 2020
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I have a microbiology joke
Iβm afraid it will go viral
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Hereβs a little early access to a pun I made. Iβm not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I wanted to tell a joke about pizza
But it's just too cheesy.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Iβve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.
I shouldβve seen it coming, but... you know.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
[question] Are dad jokes puns?
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︎ Dec 28 2016
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Iβve got this awful disease where I canβt stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says itβs terminal
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︎ Sep 04 2020
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I have a math joke
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︎ Nov 30 2020
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
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